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1. "DO NOT put any person in this washer"

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2. "6 PCS Precision screwdriver set not to be inserted...

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3. "Do not eat iPod shuffle" -- on Apple's website

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4. "We are sorry that our president is an idiot, we did...

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5. "Be careful of bad language on this mobile phone,...

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6. "This product moves when used" -- on a Razor scooter

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7. "If you do not understand, or cannot read, all...

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8. "Use care when operating a car or dangerous machinery"...

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9. "Never use a lit match or open flame to check fuel...

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10. "Do not hold the wrong end of a chainsaw"

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11. "All ranges can tip if you or child stand sit or lean...

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12. "Caution: Please do not use this directory while...

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13. "Do not iron" -- on a lottery ticket

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14. "Machine can fall over and cause serious injury or...

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15. "Do not use for personal hygiene" -- on Scrubbing...